Oh, Dog!: The Padres Brewing Project (VM REWIND)

This is a post from the Vocal Minority archives, the Vocal Minority Rewind. It’s the offseason, and we’re going fishing! Actually, this is relevant because I want to return this to our consciousness and continue this project. And, OMG, we are now sisters with Padres and Pints. Kind of relevant, right? Hello?

Geoff of Left Coast Bias is probably the only person outside of my family who actually tried this beer, and he can confirm it was pretty f’n good. The one thing I did wrong with this beer was over-carbonate a bit. I’d never done this before, but naturally…well, bottles were shaken up during our moving process and bottle bombs are a very real thing. All that’s left is the souring batch mentioned toward the end of the post, which is about ready to be bottled. Until then, read about the origins of this beer!

Some months back, I was thinking about some sort of gimmick for the blog. Aside from writing angry, rambling horse shit posts that nobody actually reads, of course. Rather, let’s refer to this as “recurring subject matter” as opposed to a gimmick. Anyway, follow my logic to loosely connect some of my passions:

  1. I love the San Diego Padres.
  2. I love beer.
  3. I love brewing beer.
  4. I hate blue uniforms.
  5. I love brown uniforms. Brown is the only acceptable color for the San Diego Padres.
  6. I should brew a brown ale dedicated to the Padres.
  7. I am not particularly fond of most brown ales.
  8. I should brew Padres-themed brown ales in various styles. As a challenge to myself as a brewer and a beer drinker.
  9. I should blog about it.
  10. Why not?

So, with that I decided to brew brown ales in an attempt to find one that I might enjoy. I won’t necessarily attempt to make a standard brown ale, but rather I would take inspiration from Padres past and present and brew a style (very) loosely-related to the player. The first beer I came up with was a saison.

Saison is a style of beer hailing from the Wallonia region of Belgium, originally brewed in the farmhouses of the region (hence the “farmhouse” ale label). It was originally light, refreshing, and low-ABV, as the beer was intended to be consumed through hot summer days by farm workers. Some of my favorite modern examples of this would be Ommegang’s Hennepin, The Lost Abbey’s Carnevale, Saison DuPont, Stone/Victory/Dogfish Head’s Saison du BUFF, and Boulevard’s Tank 7. It’s a style of beer one might enjoy on a warm, Saturday afternoon whilst mowing their lawn. Drawing on the inspiration of a lawn mowing phenomenon, I present to you “Oh, Dog!”

Here's to good friends. Tonight is kind of special.

Here’s to good friends. Tonight is kind of special.

Now, it’s worth noting that Orlando Hudson was still a member of the Padres when I brewed this beer. The name was a funny, relevant reference at the time. Relevant, anyway. With your assistance and imagination, it could still be. Help a guy out!

The thing I love about saison is that it’s a very malleable style. If a beer was going to shoot the shit with anyone and everyone they come across, I would argue that it would be saison. Not that imagination doesn’t allow you to approach any beer as a blank canvas of sorts (and, certainly, this project is built entirely upon this premise), but I feel with saison it is particularly so. While it’s normally a pale style beer, I didn’t think it would be too thrown off if I attempted a brown saison. As it turns out, it worked! Very typical saison flavor here, light, refreshing, spicy, fruity, with a dry (and slightly caramel, in this instance!) finish. The nutty flavor you wouldn’t normally find in this style actually blends in quite well, as it’s pretty subtle. And at 5.8% ABV, it’s totally ready for the ballpark!

I only bottled half of this batch of beer. The rest, I have set aside and infected. “WHAT?”, you may ask. By that, I basically mean I added wild yeast and bacteria to the beer in order to “sour” it. So, we’ll see how the process changes this beer. I’m using previously-infected oak from a lambic I made a couple of years ago. It’s already yielded great results in the past, so this should be fun.

Next beer? I have ideas, but I’m also open to suggestions. Also, if you’re a home brewer, I’m more than willing to share any of these recipes with you. Drop a line in the comments section, and I’ll get on it.

 

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  • Geoff Hancock

    I can in fact speak to the deliciousness of this beer. I look forward to more concoctions.

  • Michelle Rose

    I think you need to do one with a Mark Kotsay tie-in. Why not Kolsch? or something like that.

    • Veteran Leadership! Chock full of intangibles!

      • VM David

        A Kotsay beer definitely has to be an old ale.

    • VM David

      I can list a lot of reasons why not kol….OH!

  • USMC53

    Great post. Next steps:
    1. Brew a ton of this beer.
    2. Organize a get-together where all readers of Padres Public can get together and drink it together while talking about Padres baseball.
    3. Incite a mob to kidnap Mike Dee until our demands (i.e., the Bringing Back of the Brown) have been met.
    4. Witness Padres’ run to the 2014 World Series Championship.
    5. World domination.

  • Brandon Cline

    Saint Didacus Brewing (I want royalties!!)

    Friar Nigrum (Black in Latin this may not go over well…then again Belching Beaver gets away with its logo): Black IPA. Much like the skipper, always leaves a bitter taste in your mouth after every finish.
    Friar Quintus: Gueuze. Style should be self explanitory
    Friar Cassius: Vanilla Stout. Much like his beard, this beer is pleasurable until you drink it several times. Then you’re out….much like facing his fastball
    Friar Hustus: Imperial IPA. To be enjoyed at the right moment, when times are good and you are above water. If not, bad times ahead if you drink this beer.
    Friar Caesae (someone c/d this but in Latin, I guess the “Ca” is pronounced as ‘k’): Pale Ale. Always the staple beer. Not too strong. Not too weak. Well balanced of hops and malts. Perfect beer for when you’re in a pinch. After all, Why Not (a) Caesae?