Try as we might to do otherwise, we can’t help but love the Norf out of Norf. Norf.
Also, someone at the Padres (hi Garf!) should do us a solid and play this song after a win. “Bro Hymn” isn’t ours, and several other teams use it. It’s kind of like the Padres uniforms of victory songs. We’ve already got a Padres song, so let’s use it! At least once? Please? And yes, it is awful. So is “San Diego Super Chargers”, but we love it anyway.
After that, throw Padres Public guest contributor (and great Twitter follow @ItsDis) David Israel a bone and play Buck-O-Nine’s “My Town” after a win, will you? It would be super Norfy of you.
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