Haiku-arrhea: Week 4 in Padres Baseball

In an effort to  stay close to our roots, the staff at Padres Public, will offer-up a haiku each Monday to describe the previous week in Padres Baseball. Restricting our feelings to 3 lines and 17 syllables to describe a week of play is a massive undertaking, but (un) fortunately, we are more than up to the task.

The Padres began the week with consecutive losses against the Brewers at home and then went on to win 4 straight, including a series sweep over the Giants. As I understand it, the Giants won the World Series last year, which in the context of this season means nothing. It has also been explained to me that it was the Giants who won the World Series and not their fans. Crazy, I know.

The Padres are now 9-15. As they prepare for a 4 game series against the Chicago Cubs let’s share haiku about the week that was . . .

Sacrifice Bunt (Melvin)

Sat with Giants fans

They say AT&T South

I say Padres sweep

Vocal Minority (David)

Little Alexi

Vogelsong gets Whiskey Deck’d

Keep your chin up, pal

Vocal Minority (Nate)

Chase Headley is back

A home run and 2 doubles

Sunday was funday

Left Coast Bias

Pads bats come alive

Sending sad pandas back home

Perhaps a turning point?

Avenging Jack Murphy

plenty of big hits

the dives come as no surprise

chris deNORFia

RJ’s Fro (Rick)

Started 1 and 2

Pads sweep the defending champs

More Rally Squirrel please

Ghost of Ray Kroc

2 and 10 start

7 and 5 next 12 games

Watch your backs, Rockies

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  • VM David

    Additionally:
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    Norf Norf Norf Norf Norf

    • I was so close to rolling with a Norf only haiku.

      • If he saves another game this week either on offense or defense, we may have to.