In case you weren’t paying attention…

I don’t know how to put this, but we’re kind of a big deal. We are very important. We have many leather-bound books and our mothers’ basements smell of rich mahogany.

Always enjoy responsibly. Don’t read and drive.

You’ve Never Had It So Good

Unless you have Time Warner Cable, that is.

Wait Till the Midnight Hour

I’ll take “Wilson Pickett” for $200, Alex.

Who are them?

Anytime you can get in a Young Guns reference is a good time.

Donavan Tate’s last hurrah

Donavan Tate, we hardly knew ye.

The New Springfield Nine: Padres Edition

Yes. I’m a Simpsons Geek. Sue me.

BREAKING: Kelly to have tests done on sore elbow

Hans Moleman Productions Presents: Man Getting Hit By Football

The Daniel Robertson Problem

I shall call him, Grande Altuve.

This Is The End: Casey Kelley Edition

Avenging Jack Murphy is the Lizard King. He can do anything.

Grading Padres Public on FSSD

A few tweets for those of you who missed them:

A Man and His Beaver Hat

Son of a Duck sure does love him some Beavers.

Greatest Baseball Movie: Championship Match

LET’S GET IT ON!

Sez Bill (03/15): Less interesting edition

[insert sarcastic comment here]

House Flight

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