In case you weren’t paying attention…
Breaking: Your team isn't going to acquire a top-of-the-rotation pitching prospect. Your world is doomed and you will die alone. #Scouting
— Jason Parks (@ProfessorParks) July 19, 2013
Always enjoy responsibly. Don’t read and drive.
You can’t stop haiku.
Can only hope to contain.
— Ghost of Ray Kroc (@GhostofRAK) July 17, 2013
Not this Mike D.
Oh, he said “re-creation,” not “re-animation.” My bad.
What? I messed up another one? Screw it.
And, coming soon…
— Ghost of Ray Kroc (@GhostofRAK) July 21, 2013